Do you need a quick therapy fix, but can’t afford the couch time?  You need the Grow A Therapist from the NeatoShop.  Just add water and watch him grow to 600% of original size. Let him dry out and your shrink will shrink back to original size.  This thoughtful little fellow is always there when you need him.

Firefox: If you’re worried people might be using an image of yours without telling you, Who Stole My Pictures is an extension for Firefox that lets you reverse search with a simple right-click. Instead of just using one service, Who Stole My Pictures makes use of Yandex, Tineye, Google, Baidu and Cydral to search for your image. With a simple click you can open all five search engines at once to see if anyone has snagged you pictures without credit. Who Stole My Pictures?

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to se the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.

It was addressed, “Dad”.

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice – even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don’t care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams, too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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Reddit user enthros discovered a very effective and simple way to destroy unwanted advertisements in your inbox: filter on the word “unsubscribe”. This is because pretty advertisement is required to have some sort of text that provides instructions on how to unsubscribe. The problem with this method is that you will catch some dolphins with your tuna (which is to say you’ll filter out some things you don’t want to filter). To avoid this, you’ll need to whitelist certain addresses in your filter so they’re not immediately trashed. There may be a few mishaps along the way, but if you’re plagued by email ads it’s probably worth the trouble. Alternatively, you could also just automatically move the filtered emails out of your inbox so you don’t see them. Once you have a filter that’s functioning as desired, you can start sending it all to the trash. Pretty neat! For more tips and tricks, check out our guide on eliminating spam email from your inbox. via lifehacker.com