What Men Really Know

A man dashed into a police station at midnight. “My wife,” he gasped. “Will
you find my wife. She’s been missing since eight o’clock tonight. I must
find her.”

“Particulars? asked the sergeant. :Height, weight ?”

“I don’t know.” said the man.

“Do you know what she was wearing?”

“No, but she took the dog with her.”

“What kind of dog?” asked the sergeant.
“Brindle, bull terrier, weight 53 lbs, Four dark blotches on
his body shading from grey to white, three white legs and right
front leg brindled all but the toes. Small nick in his left ear.”

“That’ll do,” gasped the sergeant. “We’ll find the dog.”

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