Bible Joke
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and
stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
“Genesis 3:10.”


