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Batteries and LEDs make a Jack-o-Lantern easier to deal with compared to candles. Next innovation; make your pumpkin turn itself on and off! Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories has instructions for equipping yours with photosensitive lights. Link

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Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: ‘I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!’

The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says:

‘I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!’
The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,

‘I’ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!’

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says……………….. ‘Grandpa, ……. Go home! You’re drunk!

I was sent this image by John Michaels to see if I could do a sketch in Photoshop. Here’s what I came up with. Click on image for larger view.