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		<title>Road Runner Rules</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Wikipedia: 1. Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “beep, beep”. 2. No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. 3. The Coyote could stop anytime — IF he was not a fanatic. (Repeat: “A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort [...]]]></description>
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<p>From <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner#Laws_and_rules">Wikipedia:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>1. Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “beep, beep”.<br />
2. No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products.<br />
3. The Coyote could stop anytime — IF he was not a fanatic. (Repeat: “A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim.” —George Santayana).<br />
4. No dialogue ever, except “beep, beep”.<br />
5. Road Runner must stay on the road — for no other reason than that he’s a roadrunner.<br />
6. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters — the southwest American desert.<br />
7. All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.<br />
8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote’s greatest enemy.<br />
9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.<br />
10. The audience’s sympathy must remain with the Coyote.</p>
<p>These rules were not always followed, and in an interview years after the series was made, writer Michael Maltese said he had never heard of the “Rules”.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cynical-c.com/">via</a></p></blockquote>
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