Archive for the ‘Funny Things’ Category

 
May
17
Posted (admin) in Funny Things, Photography on May-17-2008

They will scale to any size at perfect resolution.
Professional and Free to use.
For your Photo ,Text, Shapes and for all your graphics
Can be resized over and over again without any loss in quality.

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Installing Shapes



 
Apr
15
Posted (admin) in Funny Things on April-15-2008

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Apr
14
Posted (admin) in Funny Things on April-14-2008

Gaffe a Minute is my favorite new find on the Web. It’s a website dedicated to stories about embarrassing mistakes, clumsy blunders and kid’s innocent sayings.

Here’re a couple of stories from the “Slips of the Young” category:

Kiss and Tell
My kindergartner was disgusted: a girl in his class liked him. She followed him everywhere and talked to him nonstop. Then one day he returned from school distraught. Kaitlyn had kissed him! “Where did she kiss you?” I asked, thinking, Forehead? Cheek? Lips? My son answered in a dramatic, horrified whisper: “In the library!”
—Liz

Burning Issue
Our local firefighters taught my six-year-old’s class what to do if they ever caught on fire. Several days later, while cooking dinner, I accidentally set off our smoke alarm. My son, who happened to be standing nearby, suddenly dove to the floor and started rolling across it while yelling, “Stop! Drop! And roll!”
—Katie

You can submit your own gaffes: Link



 
Apr
09
Posted (admin) in Entertainment, Funny Things on April-9-2008

Got an old toaster that’s on the blink?  Or, do you want to get rid of those old magazines that have ben piling up?  What about that brick by your door?

Give your junk to the junk mailers.

Isn’t that what those free postage envelopes are for?



 
Mar
27
Posted (admin) in Funny Things on March-27-2008

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Mar
27
Posted (admin) in Funny Things on March-27-2008

From the May 1995 issue of Outside magazine:

GRAND CANYON:

* Was this man made?
* Do you light it up at night?
* Is the mule train air conditioned?
* So where are the faces of the presidents?

EVERGLADES NATIONAL PARK:

* Are the alligators real?
* Are the baby alligators for sale?
* Where are all the rides?
* What time does the 2 o’clock bus leave?

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Oct
21
Posted (Trimoon) in Funny Things on October-21-2007

The Natural

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Sep
12
Posted (Trimoon) in Funny Things on September-12-2007

Woman shows two bullets which she says hit her house



 
Sep
08
Posted (Trimoon) in Funny Things on September-8-2007

Funny typo on greeting card catalog cover

“Reliability …always upholding the highest standards for every detal.”



 
Sep
06
Posted (Trimoon) in Cute Photos, Funny Things, My Photos on September-6-2007

Perched on a pooch