I’ve recently done battle with a Trojan that somehow found its way onto my system. This Trojan would not let me update any of my virus protection. I use PC-cillin and it was absolutely no use whatsoever. I then tried other mainline virus protection programs that claimed they could remove it, they too were of no help. the symptoms were as follows, could not update Windows, virus software, Dragon dictate and various other applications. I also had random ads popping up for no reason. I didn’t even have a browser open. And the last and most irritating symptom occurred when I would try to execute a Google or Yahoo search it would take me to its fake ad/search pages. I finally found a program that would clean my system. Trojan Remover by Simply Super Software. Link: Trojan Remover

Trojan Remover aids in the removal of Malware – Trojan Horses, Worms, Adware, Spyware – when standard anti-virus software either fails to detect them or fails to effectively eliminate them. Standard antivirus programs are good at detecting this Malware, but not always good at effectively removing it.

Just so you know I have no connection with this company at all. I just wish I had found this program earlier before I wasted two days of my life. You can download a free fully-working evaluation copy of Trojan Remover. The program will work for a full 30 days, after which it will expire – registration costs $34.00* You can install Trojan Remover on up to 4 computers for the single registration fee. The fee is a one-time only payment and covers all future upgrades. There are no annual subscription charges for database updates.

Steve

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained

“When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters…

• First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand…totally exhausted and fainting.
• Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
• Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
“Then that should have worked!” said the friend.
“The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left.

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Went out shooting today. Here we have two adults and one juvenile. The juvenile I photograph a while back.

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

“Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we’re afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I’m sorry….we can’t hire you.”

“But wait,” he said. “If I take two aspirin, I’ll stop winking!”

“Really? Great! Show me!”

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

“Well,” said the interviewer, “that’s all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!”

“Womanizing? What do you mean? I’m a happily married man!”

“Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?”

“Oh, that,” he sighed. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?”

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Thank you Sandra.

The family and I like this show. I thought I would see if this website “Hulu.com” was any good.I found out that I could embed some of the videos on my own website and thought I’d give it a try. I chose life. That doesn’t make me a pro-lifer does it?

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There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat…………
10% of women think their ass is too skinny……

The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world.

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Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons,
For thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.