Arr, today be Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yes it’s that time of year again for the International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Let’s all go through the day talking like a pirate.

Talkin’ like a pirate be fun. Tis’ mightily that simple. It adds a zest, a swagger, t’ your every day conversation. Do ye need ‘nother reason? Gar!

Talk Like a Pirate Day 2008.

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Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?”.

Jose says, …. “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos’ sign reads, “I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.”

Jose says, “No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.”

Carlos says, “So what does your sign say?”

Jose shows Carlos his sign……

It reads, “I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico….”

The folks at Aviary, the web-based suite of creativity applications, offer up this handy–and silly–tutorial on how to overcome any weakness in your drawing in one easy step.

With the recent release of Lucis Pro 6, a program that I highly recommend, I thought I would share a tip on how to save presets.  Of course, most of you know that a preset is the settings previously used on an image saved for future use such as batch processing or sharing with friends.  As of now, in this latest version, there is no option to save your settings.  However, I understand that this feature is being considered for future releases.   In the meantime I’ve created a little video showing how I save my presets using actions in Photoshop.

I also would like to mention that if you decide to purchase Lucis Pro 6 or Lucis Art 3, if you use Trimoon in the coupon section, you will receive a discount.  Lucis pro 6 Tip

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

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An elderly couple , Marilyn and Bob, were attending

church services. About halfway through, Marilyn

leaned over and whispered to Bob , ‘I just let out

a long SILENT fart. What do you think I should do?’

Bob replied, ‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’

Thank you Sandra.