An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution: “Don’t try these techniques at home.”

“Why not?” asked somebody from the audience.

“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She made many separate trips between the fridge, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying only a single item at a time. One day I told her, “You’re wasting too much time. Why don’t you try carrying several things at once?”

“Did it save time?” the guy in the audience asked.

“Actually, yes,” replied the expert. “It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in ten.”

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a quarter in one hand and two nickels in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the two nickels and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take two nickels instead of quarter coin?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because THE DAY I TAKE THE QUARTER, THE GAME IS OVER.”

I’m on a new diet. Have been for the last week. So I can relate to this picture.

Lee Skalkos, a self-taught silvesmith, specializes in turning children’s artwork into jewelry!
After making jewelry full time for a number of years, Lee took a break from silver to have her two children. When Lee’s husband’s step father passed away, her five year old daughter drew a picture of him and her grandmother holding a balloon, to cheer her grandmother up. This was a very special drawing that needed to be preserved. It was then that the whole idea of Child Artwork Jewelry™ was born. Link